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[And Rogue's day is very suddenly ruined. She's so mad she could explode. But she doesn't. She squashes it down hard so that when she talks, it has to be through gritted teeth.]

Anyone who's been talkin' ta "me" today up until now, unless it was a private chat or face ta face, it wasn't me. Someone decided ta stick her nose in all over the place, and didn't even bother ta show her sorry hide ta me herself.

Ignore anythin' she told any of ya.

[She's soooo angry.]

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I was wondering why you were being such a bitch.

[Guess what, Archer. Something you said is actually the absolute right thing. Rogue's temper deflates noticeably. ]

She get on yer bad side, darlin'?

She tried to. I just figured you had PMS.

[And we're back to saying the absolute wrong thing.]

[Nah, she's laughing a little. ]

Such a sweet talker, Sterling. How could she resist ya?

I know, right? What is wrong with her?

That's a long story. Got a few months?

Yeah, probably. You'd know better than I would. Don't you have some Emotional-Growth-o-Meter or graduation checklist or something?

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Actually, no. You'll just graduate when you're ready.

And what happens when I do?

Well, yer cabin gets a full bathroom, then ya get ta go back ta livin' yer life.

Is that it?

Far as Ah know. What were ya expectin'?

A cake? A parade? A hotel room full of strippers? More than that.

When ya graduate, Ah'll bake ya a cake. The other two you're on yer own.

Then it better be death by chocolate!

Ah'll keep it in mind.

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