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[la_belle_rogue]

Well, it could be worse.

[Anna is sitting in her kitchen, with a half gone beer in front of her. She looks pretty much the same as usual. Except for the shoulder rig that shows off her sleek nine millimeter.]

Archer, did ya turn into someone who'll graduate in the next century? As fun as the Good Ship Hellboat is, Ah'd like ta get back ta actual missions that don't involve me chasing ya down for yer mom.

[Rogue is affected! She's an ISIS agent, here as a warden, because Malory decided this was the best use of department resources. She goes by Anna, because there's little point in using a code name in a place like this right?

She's somewhat irreverent and a little over this whole Barge thing. But she's a good agent so she's sticking it out.]

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[codename_duchess]

...What.

[la_belle_rogue]

Eloquent as always. Guess the flood hasn't changed ya that much.

[codename_duchess]

What are you talking about. Is that a gun? Where's my fucking gun?

[la_belle_rogue]

Ah don't know. Ah'm not yer maid. Keep track of yer own gun.

[codename_duchess]

Then give me one of yours, idiot!

[la_belle_rogue]

How about no.

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[mistconduct]

[Guess who's also an ISIS agent, Rogue? Chris groans, an icepack on his head]

Can we please not talk about fucking Archer?

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[la_belle_rogue]

Hey watch the phrasin'.

What happened this time?

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[mistconduct]

You watch your phrasing, you....fuck, I had something for this.

Door in the face. Is it bruised? Is my face bruised?

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[la_belle_rogue]

Can't really tell. Ah always thought yer skin was naturally blotchy and purple-ish.

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[mistconduct]

I'm sorry that we all can't be powdering our noses every goddamn second of the day. Some of us have jobs we take seriously!

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[la_belle_rogue]

Says the twelve year old.

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[codename_duchess]

Take a minute to ruminate right here, Chris. Remember, I didn't steal your freaky-ass gay-Terminator legs. [Where is this coming from, Chris?]

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[mistconduct]

Yeah, thanks for that favor. You jackass. Look, just because your mommy is in charge doesn't mean you get to treat me like I'm your leftover pile of dead hookers.

[Video] [cw: fire and dead hookers]

[codename_duchess]

Name the last time we dumped you in Mother's neighbor's apartment and set you on fire!

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[mistconduct]

I'm feeling like it's only a matter of time at this point.

[bothfoulandfair]

Even if he did, it's all going to be over in a few days, anyway.

[Says Elsa, still wearing her X-Men uniform.]

[la_belle_rogue]

But if he graduated, Ah could leave before it's over.

[bothfoulandfair]

I don't think that's how it works.

[la_belle_rogue]

When ya stop thinkin'and start knowin', then we'll talk, sugah.

[bothfoulandfair]

Then I know that's not how it works, otherwise we'd be short a couple dozen inmates.

Is he affected?

[iswatching]

Damn right. At least you've got a kitchen from the right century.

[He's not actually bitter, mostly bemused and resigned. His room is weird. Share your refridgerated alcohol, Anna.]

[la_belle_rogue]

Bunch of pictures of people Ah don't know though.

[She's joking. Because that isn't even slightly as inconvenient as not having a functioning kitchen.]

You're not enjoyin' havin' ta rough it, honey?

[Grinning, she takes a purposeful drink of her beer, licks her lips delicately.]

[iswatching]

Roughing it I can handle. 'Neolithic bunker filled with embroidery' is a little weird, whatever. But my scotch is gone and the birdseed is still here, which is just cruel, frankly.

[la_belle_rogue]

Ooh yeah, that's a little cruel, takin' the scotch.

[She even winces in sympathy.

She rests her chin in her palm, and gives him a look of pure innocence. Butter wouldn't melt in her mouth. Honest. ]

Anythin' Ah can do ta help?