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[la_belle_rogue]

Well, it could be worse.

[Anna is sitting in her kitchen, with a half gone beer in front of her. She looks pretty much the same as usual. Except for the shoulder rig that shows off her sleek nine millimeter.]

Archer, did ya turn into someone who'll graduate in the next century? As fun as the Good Ship Hellboat is, Ah'd like ta get back ta actual missions that don't involve me chasing ya down for yer mom.

[Rogue is affected! She's an ISIS agent, here as a warden, because Malory decided this was the best use of department resources. She goes by Anna, because there's little point in using a code name in a place like this right?

She's somewhat irreverent and a little over this whole Barge thing. But she's a good agent so she's sticking it out.]

Comments

[Video]

[mistconduct]

[Guess who's also an ISIS agent, Rogue? Chris groans, an icepack on his head]

Can we please not talk about fucking Archer?

[Video]

[la_belle_rogue]

Hey watch the phrasin'.

What happened this time?

[Video]

[mistconduct]

You watch your phrasing, you....fuck, I had something for this.

Door in the face. Is it bruised? Is my face bruised?

[Video]

[la_belle_rogue]

Can't really tell. Ah always thought yer skin was naturally blotchy and purple-ish.

[Video]

[mistconduct]

I'm sorry that we all can't be powdering our noses every goddamn second of the day. Some of us have jobs we take seriously!

[Video]

[la_belle_rogue]

Says the twelve year old.

[Video]

[mistconduct]

I'm nineteen. Don't be a bitch!

[Video]

[la_belle_rogue]

Ah've been stuck on this stupid ship for a year waitin' for a miracle ta happen so Ah can get back ta mah job. Y'know the one Ah don't take seriously, cuz it doesn't involve me takin' doors t'the face and whinin' all day. So don't tell me not ta be a bitch.

[Video]

[mistconduct]

I am not whining.

[Video]

[la_belle_rogue]

Gosh, mah mistake. Sounds a lot like whinin'. It's easy ta get it mixed up with that not-whinin' you're doin'.

[Video]

[mistconduct]

I am not whining. I'm so far away from whining I'm doing whatever the opposite is of that.

[Video]

[codename_duchess]

Take a minute to ruminate right here, Chris. Remember, I didn't steal your freaky-ass gay-Terminator legs. [Where is this coming from, Chris?]

[Video]

[mistconduct]

Yeah, thanks for that favor. You jackass. Look, just because your mommy is in charge doesn't mean you get to treat me like I'm your leftover pile of dead hookers.

[Video] [cw: fire and dead hookers]

[codename_duchess]

Name the last time we dumped you in Mother's neighbor's apartment and set you on fire!

[Video] [cw: fire and dead hookers]

[mistconduct]

I'm feeling like it's only a matter of time at this point.

[Video] [cw: fire]

[codename_duchess]

If I set you on fire, you'd know.

[Video] [cw: fire]

[mistconduct]

Yeah, no shit I'll know. Kind of hard to miss.